Lyrics - Wade by Shi

One day
I went to get
Wade.
But
Wade was at the diner drinking beer.
He was probably having sex, too, on the counter with the cash register.
I couldn't find
Wade because he's too hairy to see, and my beer is really big.
And
I drink out of pee-pee cups.
Pee-pee cups.
Pee-pee cups!
Pee-pee cups are yummy to drink out of.
Because pee-pee cups make me hallucinate.
Not really,
I'm just trying to copy
David.
But
Wade's a hairy guy who saves the world every day from
Josh
Balsley.

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