Lyrics - The Ketchup Song by Stompin Tom

There was a guy from
PEI they used to call
Podato
He met this young
Leamington
Ontario
Tomato
But he had eyes for other girls & she was a little mushy
So they said well let's get wed there's no sense bein fussy
Chorus:
Baked sized french fries-how they love
Tomatoes
So dress em up with
Heinz
Ketchup-(
Ketchup luvs
Potatoes)x2
Well he went down to
Windsor town to buy a ring on
Monday
Saturday they said
OK we'll cut the cake on
Sunday
But
Sunday came and what a shame-
They had no one to fetch it
Without a cake they just sat and ate-
Potato chips and ketchup
Bake sized french fries how they love
Tomatoes
So dress em up with
Heinz
Ketchup- (
Ketchup luvs
Potatoes)
X2
And so this guy from
Pei they used to call
Podato
Got two boys and a little girl-
Two spuds & one
Tomato
They romp and run around
Leamington and boy when they get hungry
The bottle drips all over the chips way down in the ketchup country.
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